french-robot-dude-thing:

thedailyfigure:

*sigh*

real mature starscream, real mature…

RID season 1 in a nutshell

"BUMBLEBEE HAS FALLEN! I, STARSCREAM, NOW LEAD THE CYBERTRONIANS!"

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til-all-are-one:

[Transformers: Robots in Disguise #33]

*heavy breathing*

JEEBUS LOOK AT THIS SINISTER YET EMINENTLY FUCKABLE DORITO

*incomprehensible eldritch gibbering noises* *whining and crying*

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kkalcollection:

I just remembered that James Roberts imagines all of the characters in MTMTE as speaking with British accents and I just thought of Megatron with a rumbling voice and British accent and I just-

BYEEEEE

(R:) My headcanon for Megatron’s holomatter avatar is basically Sean Connery dressed like a Mafioso with a button on his lapel that says “I Read Banned Books.” Though I also heard that JRo said he imagines Megatron speaking with the Welkervoice, which is American-flavored? :/

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/dead

ask-smokescreen

therisingdarkness

GENTLEMEN - YOUR TAGS, THEY KILL THE LURKER

SEE THIS? THIS IS ME HAULING MYSELF AWAY INTO THE UNDERBRUSH TO EXPIRE LIKE A DYING WILD ANIMAL, LEAVING A TRAIL OF CRIMSON FEELS IN MY WAKE

THE FEELS, GENTLEMEN - THEY SMITE ME IN MY HEARTMEATS

jaxblade:

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

image

UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

My stomach hurts from how long I laughed at this before rebloggin

HEY KID

KEY KID C’MERE

WANNA BUY SOME GENDERS

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WARNING FOR THOSE WITH OR RECOVERING FROM EATING DISORDERS, ESPECIALLY ONES WITH OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE HABITS, WHO ARE THINKING OF DOWNLOADING THE IOS 8 UPDATE. PLEASE REBLOG.

nonbinaryparenting:

frilton:

The new IOS8 update contains an app named Health which CANNOT BE DELETED.

The app allows you to choose which aspects of your health you choose to monitor, but available categories include “Body Measurements”, which includes body weight, and “Fitness”,…

Legion House Words

House Lion: I Do What I Want
House Fulgrim: Very Exciting Drugs
House Perturabo: Don't Fucking Cry
House Khan: Highway To Hell
House Russ: Bitches And Ale
House Dorn: Do It Yourself
House Curze: We Have A Deathwish
House Sanguinius: Our Geneseed Is Fine
House Manus: GTFO N00B
House Angron: Run Bitch Run
House Guilliman: The More You Know
House Mortarion: Only Bitches Bathe
House Magnus: What Psychic Powers
House Horus: Horus Is The Best
House Lorgar: We Fuck Shit Up
House Vulkan: Burn Their House Down
House Corax: That's So Raven
House Alpharius: Who The Hell Is That
towardsredemption:

//Is this what Tumblr famous looks like? Ooh~

(R:) Megatron being simultaneously badass and mouthwatering is already a Tumblr Famous thing. You are now channeling this immense power, whether for good or for evil. THE TUMBLR FAME IS IN YOUR HANDS NOW. USE IT WISELY OR ALL WORLDS WILL BE DOOMED. O_O

towardsredemption:

//Is this what Tumblr famous looks like? Ooh~

(R:) Megatron being simultaneously badass and mouthwatering is already a Tumblr Famous thing. You are now channeling this immense power, whether for good or for evil. THE TUMBLR FAME IS IN YOUR HANDS NOW. USE IT WISELY OR ALL WORLDS WILL BE DOOMED. O_O

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

ursulavernon:

shazrolane:

desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.

Unfortunate for the books, but speaks loads about the quality of some fan fics

Oh, hell yeah. Anything by incandescens can stand on my bookcase any time.

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