Surgery Notice~

(R:) Since I won’t have much Net time left before we go under the knife, I thought I’d get the schedule out so folks can beam their personal equivalents of Happy Healing Light at us while we’re under the knife.

The operation is tomorrow (8 Oct in the US), starting at ~0730 Mountain Time (UTC -7hrs) and lasting around four hours. General anesthesia, so we’ll have no idea what you’re doing if you do it, but that’s why I want to be sure to glow our appreciation at folks ahead of time. ^_^ *glow glow love love*

And if the absolute worst happens and we die on the table, then I want everybody to know that Tumblr has given me life while I was here. Y’all’s Internet shenanigans have been LOL-inducing and educational and touching, and we love all of you. Take care of yourselves!! *backs the dump truck full of asscones over everyone’s front lawn in turn*

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

(R:) Straight talk here - if you’re mechanical, and especially if you’re Cybertronian, see a medical professional if your vagina ever STOPS glowing in the dark. It can be indicative of a serious health condition. o_o

(Source: naniithran, via lets-beat-mental-illness)

Notice of the Month.

(R:) Just a heads-up for those actively watching for me (folks keep following me, mysteriously - hello! ^^;;;). A parent is visiting until 2 NOV, and we’re getting surgery on 8 OCT and will have tubes dangling out of our meatcar and possibly narcotic painkillers if things get too intense, so there’s a good chance that we might not even be lurking much for the next month while we recover. :/ I think I understand how to check tags? In which case, tag things “ark-of-eden” if you want us to see them, in case I just give up on trying to scroll back through the dash. ^^;;; Hope everyone has an awesome Halloween, if I’m not around - be safe and healthy and magnificent and all. ^_^

(The surgery is our top surgery, BTW, if anyone is keeping track of our transition. Apparently I’m going to be under the knife for four whole hours?? And here I thought they just knocked a dude out, grabbed a razor-edged ice-cream scoop and a skinning knife and made a 20-min job of it, but I guess not. ^.^; Here’s hoping I survive what is actually some significant physical trauma! O_O Our boobs shall precede us into the Great Mystery beyond waking life. Please light a candle/say a prayer/initiate psychopomp protocols for our deceased mammaries~)

french-robot-dude-thing:

thedailyfigure:

*sigh*

real mature starscream, real mature…

RID season 1 in a nutshell

"BUMBLEBEE HAS FALLEN! I, STARSCREAM, NOW LEAD THE CYBERTRONIANS!"

(via aftsofsteel)

til-all-are-one:

[Transformers: Robots in Disguise #33]

*heavy breathing*

JEEBUS LOOK AT THIS SINISTER YET EMINENTLY FUCKABLE DORITO

*incomprehensible eldritch gibbering noises* *whining and crying*

(via shokkuwebu)

kkalcollection:

I just remembered that James Roberts imagines all of the characters in MTMTE as speaking with British accents and I just thought of Megatron with a rumbling voice and British accent and I just-

BYEEEEE

(R:) My headcanon for Megatron’s holomatter avatar is basically Sean Connery dressed like a Mafioso with a button on his lapel that says “I Read Banned Books.” Though I also heard that JRo said he imagines Megatron speaking with the Welkervoice, which is American-flavored? :/

(via bu1u)

/dead

ask-smokescreen

therisingdarkness

GENTLEMEN - YOUR TAGS, THEY KILL THE LURKER

SEE THIS? THIS IS ME HAULING MYSELF AWAY INTO THE UNDERBRUSH TO EXPIRE LIKE A DYING WILD ANIMAL, LEAVING A TRAIL OF CRIMSON FEELS IN MY WAKE

THE FEELS, GENTLEMEN - THEY SMITE ME IN MY HEARTMEATS

jaxblade:

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

image

UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

My stomach hurts from how long I laughed at this before rebloggin

HEY KID

KEY KID C’MERE

WANNA BUY SOME GENDERS

(via grimkissu)

WARNING FOR THOSE WITH OR RECOVERING FROM EATING DISORDERS, ESPECIALLY ONES WITH OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE HABITS, WHO ARE THINKING OF DOWNLOADING THE IOS 8 UPDATE. PLEASE REBLOG.

nonbinaryparenting:

frilton:

The new IOS8 update contains an app named Health which CANNOT BE DELETED.

The app allows you to choose which aspects of your health you choose to monitor, but available categories include “Body Measurements”, which includes body weight, and “Fitness”,…

(Source: spoopynorthernbaby)