herzspalter:

The crew returned from their little odyssey through dimensions and parallels and everybody was okay and one day, they looked back to this little incident and had a good laugh about it.

It’s gonna happen sooner or later. They’re gonna be fine, don’t worry, guys. Rodimus went on to win for his football team like he always dreamed he would. Percy was disappointed because there was nothing left of his corpse.

I think I am simply physically unable to draw Megatron with dignity and composure.

Looking for references for Rodimus is always pissing me off, that guy has no business being so attractive, damn it.

Fun Fact: This was actually funny in my head.

GODDAMMIT RODIMUS IT IS SO IC FOR YOU TO PULL OVER FOR STARBUCKS WHILE DIMENSION-CRAWLING BACK HOME *rabid frothing noises* FFFFFFFFFFF

(via shokkuwebu)

til-all-are-one:

I’m kind of considering making a Megatron RP blog….

(R:) The world cannot possibly have enough Megatron RP blogs. *_* DOOOOO EEEEEEET.

(Apologies for bursting out of the woodwork, since I don’t think you know me. However, I’m not aware of any IDW Megatron IC blogs, and this would delight me. ^_^;;;;)

kokoko-sir:

tettwolves:

while we’re all crying over #32, I’m laughing because my friend called Rewind a “fcking creep” for hiding in Ultra Magnus’ dead corpse. XDDD

woooooot x)

WHEN ATTEMPTING TO REMOVE PTSD REWIND FROM A HOLLOWED-OUT CORPSE, IT IS ADVISABLE TO USE A MINIBOT HOOK INSTEAD OF YOUR BARE HANDS

PLACE PTSD REWIND IN A MINIBOT BAG AND TIE THE TOP SECURELY SO PTSD REWIND DOES NOT ESCAPE IN TRANSIT

WHEN RELOCATING TRAUMATIZED MINIBOTS FROM WARZONES STREWN WITH THEIR FRIENDS’ DEAD BODIES, CHOOSE TO RELEASE THEM IN LOCATIONS AS FAR FROM ANY OTHER FUCKING THING AS POSSIBLE

(via rodimuskun)

obfuscobble:

lizwuzthere:

dyemooch:

Optimus senpai…

Is this in Constructicon vision?

Yes it is.  They even added a flower crown.  Prowl sempai will notice them one day.  And then they will combine and become one.

obfuscobble:

lizwuzthere:

dyemooch:

Optimus senpai…

Is this in Constructicon vision?

Yes it is.  They even added a flower crown.  Prowl sempai will notice them one day.  And then they will combine and become one.

thepopetti:

I can imagine Tarn singing a musical while butchering mechs.
This chapter is a perfect example to show people that transformers ain’t just for kids.

(R:) Every time I see this on my dash, I parse it as Tarn singing Kesha, which gives me awkward feels in my biology. *_* c_c;;;;; (*fusion cannon blast melts through a wall and erases three redshirt Autobots* *gasps of Autobot horror* *massive shadow looms in the doorway* Tarn’s Menacing Bass With Bonus Aristocratic Accent: “YO THA PARTY DON’T START ‘TIL I WALK IN”)

thepopetti:

I can imagine Tarn singing a musical while butchering mechs.

This chapter is a perfect example to show people that transformers ain’t just for kids.

(R:) Every time I see this on my dash, I parse it as Tarn singing Kesha, which gives me awkward feels in my biology. *_* c_c;;;;; (*fusion cannon blast melts through a wall and erases three redshirt Autobots* *gasps of Autobot horror* *massive shadow looms in the doorway* Tarn’s Menacing Bass With Bonus Aristocratic Accent: “YO THA PARTY DON’T START ‘TIL I WALK IN”)

(via full-autopsy)

Top 10 most useless "special spark"/"point one percenter" abilities?

decepticonsensual:

Now that’s an unusual one!

I don’t think I can answer for canon - we only see a few outliers/0.1%ers, and, naturally, their abilities are always useful, because they wouldn’t be mentioned if they weren’t.

Just for fun, though:

Top Ten Most Useless Outlier Abilities

  1. Spark is an unusual colour.
  2. Spark is an unusual colour sometimes.
  3. By matching his voice to the frequency of your spark, and then gradually lowering his voice, outlier can coax your spark into giving a slight flutter when Celine Dion songs are played.  (Not much use in interrogations, but a great way to embarrass friends.)
  4. Six-changer.  All five alts are identical, except with slightly different detailing.  One has flame decals.
  5. Outlier has the ability to control video consoles remotely, which became obsolete when Cybertronian scientists developed something called a “remote control”.
  6. Spark processes concentrated forms of energon with great speed and efficiency, which mostly means the bot in question gets drunk really quickly.
  7. By concentrating all her abilities through intensive training, outlier can mass-shift to become one inch shorter.
  8. Can change upholstery at will in vehicle mode.
  9. Spark supports outlier’s ability to grow facial hair.
  10. Swag.